Elon Musk commemorated the opening of the new Tesla “Gigafactory” outside of Austin, Texas, the only way he knows how: With a ton of pageantry and attention-grabbing branded products.
Tesla hat and boot – Texas sized pic.twitter.com/DE8n8dCTpz
— Herbert Ong (@herbertong) April 7, 2022
The amateur astronaut, emerald mine heir, crypto wonk, online troll and sometimes-entrepreneur hosted what he dubbed a “Cyber Rodeo” to celebrate Tesla’s new Texas footprint. Complete with an impressive light show that also doubled as a Dogecoin advertisement, there was what some attendees estimated to be a 40-minute wait for branded merchandise that included a $90 hoodie, a $75 gigafactory belt buckle and a $50 Tesla branding iron, according to Entrepreneur.
#Tesla adds #GigaFactory Texas Belt Buckle to online shop https://t.co/3NBOp2V7qs pic.twitter.com/2yMFCpNnQF
— TheTeslaLife (@TheTeslaLife) December 13, 2021
Tesla Branding Iron pic.twitter.com/lpWzDaJ21g
— 🌟 Stella Vitae 🌟 (@marvelwonderkat) April 10, 2022
The branding iron feels a little dangerous, not unlike the Boring Company flamethrowers….
Whatever your feelings about Elon Musk, you have to admit the guy has a mind for marketing. The Texan motifs on the merchandise create demand beyond just your run-of-themill Tesla gear that anyone could get. This shows that you were there, like a good concert T-shirt or sporting event souvenir.
The prices are a bit steep, but not totally out of the ordinary for special-event swag. Heck, McDonald’s was charging an arm and a leg for its musical artist tie-in gear. Musk and Tesla have a committed-enough fanbase that those asking prices aren’t too unusual.
Tesla has become as much a lifestyle brand as it has a car company, so none of this should surprise anyone. We’ll just be over here waiting to see what Musk does next—not in space travel or automotive design, but in branding.